About
Here is a map of the land of Lintier! Enjoy:
Lintier is a story set in the same world as Lint, which was Colby Purcell’s very first comic (HOW CUTE). If you have not read Lint, either read it or watch this dizzifyingly quick run-down:
Lintier, however, is her third comic attempt and she is now totally a seasoned comic-making veteran, so much so that she writes her “About” page in third person. Yes, Colby Purcell knows everything there is to know about making comics and will soon be retiring to a mountaintop in order to dole out sage advice to those who are brave enough to answer her minion’s (Ron Purcell’s) questions three:
ONE: YOUR LOVED ONE SUDDENLY HAS NO ARMS, NO LEGS, AND HIDEOUS BOILS. WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE
TWO: WHAT WALKS ON FOUR LEGS IN THE MORNING, TWO LEGS AT NOON, THREE LEGS AT EVENING, FIVE LEGS AT MIDNIGHT, EIGHT LEGS JUST BEFORE DAWN, AND THEN TWO-AND-A-HALF LEGS AT TEATIME
THREE: IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND YOU SAW YOUR TWENTIETH GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY A LOSER WOULD YOU STOP HER AND CAUSE A PARADOX WHICH WOULD DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
(Interactive sorts can answer in the comments below)
For now, however, Colby Purcell is content to merely continue making comics while she waits for the equivalent of translation to happen to her comic-wise, which will be when they invent a device that will allow her to funnel comics directly from her brain onto the page. The word “funnel” is used because if it were not funneled, it would all spill out on the page in a chaotic mess, and Colby Purcell always prefers order in her brain extractions.
Since this “About” page has almost nothing to do with Lintier at all, Colby Purcell apologizes and offers her email address for hate-mails: colby@purnicellin.com
Colby Purcell lives among tree frogs and a cat. And Ron. And also there are some kids that ask “What’s for dinner?” a lot.