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2008
December 2
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#371 - Somehow Fang always wins, even when he loses
November 28
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#370 - Perhaps the mage has been pushed too far
November 25
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#369 - Locating the princes
November 11
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#368 - Fromagian glamour
October 30
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Halloween 2008
October 29
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#367 - Wherein Zediwg becomes unstable
October 24
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#366 - War happens; Derf wonders
October 16
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#365 - Geeves always has a plan
September 26
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#364 - The inevitable result of being jailed with a Fromage
September 23
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#363 - Kelneth engages; Goose is hebetudinously enthusiastic
September 19
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#362 - Elf ninja attack
September 15
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#361 - Foreboding for Lieutenant Handen
September 11
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#360 - Choosing the Better of Two Fates
September 2
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#359 - Orders and Tactics
August 31
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CHAPTER 14: SACRIFICE
August 26
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#357 - By any means necessary
August 22
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#356 - Persuasion
August 19
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#355 - A conversation on the palace balcony
August 16
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#354 - Old friends
August 6
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#353 - Zedwig is not a morning person
August 1
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#352 - Brothers
July 29
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#351 - Royal advisor
July 18
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#350 - Preparations in the night
July 15
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#349 - A plan is conceived; another is acted upon
July 11
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#348 - Stress in the dungeon
July 9
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#347 - You just don’t mess with a fairy
July 4
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#346 - Misery or joviality
June 27
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#345 - Spinning a yarn
June 23
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#344 - Al’bert coerces
June 20
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#343 - How one goes about making a deal with the devil
June 17
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#342 - Al’bert’s hand is forced
June 13
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#341 - Love is discussed in theory
June 10
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#340 - Geeves submits; Al’bert cracks
June 6
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#339 - Orders for Regnar
June 3
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#338 - A wasted performance
May 30
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#337 - Wherein Al’bert subtly gains the upper hand
May 27
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#336 - Bactine is not without mercy, mostly
May 23
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#335 - How humility can incite fury
May 21
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#334 - Trouble in… well, it’s certainly not paradise
May 16
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#333 - Hard times for Zedwig
May 13
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#332 - The strategy of an overlord is violence
May 9
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#331 - On creating an empire
May 6
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#330 - An exercise in futility
May 2
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CHAPTER 13: WAR OR PEACE
April 9
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#328 - Coincidentally cohabitating
April 4
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#327 - Watch out for the apples
April 1
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#326 - Really being in the wrong place at the wrong time
March 28
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#325 - Picking the better of two miseries
March 25
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#324 - A conversation ends and another begins
March 21
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#323 - The spy is revealed
March 18
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#322 - The insensitivity of humans
March 14
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#321 - Backstage pep-talk
March 11
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#320 - The assignment
March 7
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#319 - A broad, sweeping generalization
March 3
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#318 - Wherein the high road isn’t the easy road
February 26
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#317 - Making out in a food storage closet
February 23
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#316 - Absolutely, positively has to end
February 19
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#315 - More introductions are made
February 12
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#314 - Introductions are made
February 8
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#313 - The burden of immortality
February 3
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#312 - Xylic’s strategy backfires badly
January 25
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#311 - Geeves continues, mostly undaunted
January 22
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#310 - The subject of blood and rule
January 18
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#309 - A well-laid yet macabre plan
January 15
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#308 - The secrets of Geeves
January 11
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#307 - Traitor and fourberie
January 4
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#306 - Absolutely no privacy, here
January 1
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#305 - Underneath the blanket
2007
December 28
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#304 - An invitation is expressed towards Prince Sangwine
December 14
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#303 - Master Kelneth
December 7
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#302 - Subterfuge
November 30
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#301 - Bactine spills it all
November 27
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#300 - So that’s where elves come from
November 20
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#299 - The truth of things
November 17
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#298 - Homeward bound
November 13
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CHAPTER 12: ROYAL FLUSH
November 6
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#296 - The Mistress of Disguises
November 2
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#295 - Catalyst
October 26
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#294 - Short and to the point
October 23
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#293 - The prodigal son isn’t actually prodigal at all
October 16
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#292 - The ultimate extreme… for an elf
October 12
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#291 - Overlords of Darkness get monologues, too
October 9
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#290 - Running to the graveyard
October 5
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#289 - Shot in the dark
October 2
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#288 - Crazy gnomes invent crazy things
September 28
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#287 - Brotherly contention
September 25
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#286 - Playing favorites
September 21
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#285 - The death of the Queen
September 18
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#284 - More prying into Xylic’s bidness
September 14
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#283 - Al’bert loses
September 11
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#282 - Fang gloats nefariously
September 4
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#281 - Fang ‘n Al’bert
August 31
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CHAPTER 11: FANG
August 24
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#279 - Someone new arrives to interrupt in a whole new way
August 21
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#278 - Drama ensues amongst the lovers
August 17
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#277 - How to ward off a fairy in three steps or less
August 14
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#276 - The goose that laid the egg of bad timing
August 10
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#275 - Sangwine and Bactine discuss a myriad of topics… thoroughly
August 7
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#274 - Teleporting handkerchiefs are so awesome
August 3
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#273 - Teitnl is a most unpleasant man. Elf. Manelf.
July 31
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#272 - Sangwine writes a letter to Teitnl
July 27
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#271 - Bactine’s pleasant mood is most curious
July 24
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#270 - The next morning, everything is GREAT
July 20
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#269 - Hope can not be expunged
July 17
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#268 - Xylic realizes passive-aggressive isn’t working
July 13
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#267 - Oh what the shmeh, just kiss me already
July 10
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#266 - A subtle jab
July 7
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#265 - Ever notice how Bactine gets really mean when she’s emotional?
July 3
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#264 - Unpleasant truths are forced out
June 29
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#263 - When Bactine goes on the offensive
June 26
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#262 - Playing with fireflies
June 22
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#261 - Bactine is bored
June 19
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#260 - Hope talks Xylic into dancing
June 14
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#259 - Xylic’s new coat
June 5
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#258 - Hope and Bactine notice a lot of refugees
June 1
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#257 - Hope blithely brings up revolution
April 26
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#256 - Theories on life, death, and shopping
April 13
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#255 - The Evil Illusionist That Nobody Likes is discussed
April 3
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#254 - Sangwine pries into Xylic’s parentage
March 20
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#253 - Xylic makes his stance on Hope very clear
March 2
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#252 - The Goose is ready to bust some chops… with a letter opener
February 28
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CHAPTER 10: MORE STUFF THAT HAPPENS
February 27
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#250 - Where planning begins and moping ends
February 23
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#249 - Derf always shows up at the most humiliating times
February 20
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#248 - Sangwine’s father brings a dead tree to life
February 16
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#247 - Where Sangwine starts seeing dead people
February 13
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#246 - Seeming rather hopeless
February 9
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#245 - Further angsting
February 6
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#244 - Monologue of low self-esteem
February 2
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#243 - Where Sangwine starts talking to dead people
January 30
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#242 - A lone walk in the forest
January 26
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#241 - Sangwine suffers insomnia
January 23
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#240 - Leavetaking
January 16
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#239 - Al’bert and Xylic are discussed
January 12
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#238 - Wherein bad mystery cliches are used
January 9
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#237 - Sangwine exercises his angsting chops again
January 5
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#236 - Proving that even nice fairies have their limits
January 2
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#235 - Hope reveals her reason for stalking with poor reception
2006
December 12
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#234 - Hope stalks
November 18
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#233 - Xylic doesn’t seem to like surreptitious looks
November 17
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#232 - Surreptitous looks over giant conversation
November 13
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#231 - Hope sings Mozart; Bactine breaks sticks
November 12
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#230 - A plan begins to form
November 4
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#229 - Hope explains more stuff, and there’s a campfire
November 3
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#228 - Hope explains stuff
October 28
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CHAPTER 9: CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION
October 26
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#226 - Leaving the castle
October 25
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#225 - Somehow, it worked
October 13
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#224 - Fairy isn’t bad with a sling
October 10
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#223 - More conversation with the giant
October 6
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#222 - Conversation with the giant
October 3
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#221 - Xylic insults the duck… er, goose
September 22
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#220 - Egg laying on demand
September 19
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#219 - Everyone yells out the first thing that comes to mind
September 15
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#218 - Blue blood can be a hazard
September 12
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#217 - The Goose cons
August 27
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#216 - There’s a talking animal
August 15
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#215 - Hope remarks on the state of Sangwine’s hair
August 11
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#214 - No one of consequence
August 7
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#213 - In the Left Front Pocket…
August 1
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#212 - A precarious position as Sangwine appears
July 26
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#211 - Hope figures it out
July 21
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#210 - Arrow-ed!
July 15
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#209 - Following the voice of Hope, not Reason
July 7
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#208 - Hope pouts
July 3
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#207 - The giant’s guards are clandestinely tricked
June 30
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#206 - Sangwine tells about Hope
June 26
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#205 - Stump and Derf discuss storming the castle; Royal Rumble
June 22
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#204 - A rock is flung and a fight breaks out
June 12
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#203 - Not really twenty years…
June 9
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#202 - Getting ready for Pixie Pass and placating tailors
June 5
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#201 - Father brings down the fist, or finger
May 30
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#200 - Sangwine is nonplussed by close quarters with Hope
May 26
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#199 - The plot thickens as Father arrives
May 23
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#198 - Hope ambushes Sangwine… for singing badly?
May 16
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#197 - Reflection in an aspen grove
May 12
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CHAPTER 8: FINDING HOPE
May 9
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#195 - A road is picked, for good or ill, and bad symbolism is made
May 5
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#194 - Derf clears the despondent fog
May 2
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#193 - Where “despondency” is written in big letters above Sangwine’s head
April 29
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#192 - A letter is read and reactions are bad
April 26
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#191 - Sangwine expresses his appreciation to Bactine, but winds up chaperoned
April 20
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#190 - Blindness, leprocy, and the plague
April 7
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#189 - Stump’s plan is not to export yams
April 4
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#188 - Once again, the Stump has a plan
March 31
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#187 - Blushing is a surprising action for Sangwine
March 28
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#186 - Wherein everyone is paddy-whacked
March 24
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#185 - The Mouth of Fang rears his ugly head
March 21
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#184 - How it is impossible to punch yourself in the face
March 17
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#183 - The truth comes out, and it isn’t pretty
March 15
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#182 - Much yelling of people’s names
March 10
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#181 - Back at the inn…
March 7
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#180 - Sangwine is forced to carry Bactine
March 3
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#179 - More things explode
February 28
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#178 - Firey flames of flammatude
February 24
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#177 - Wherein almost-kissing is halted by deadly fireballs
February 17
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#176 - Bactine’s monologue
February 6
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#175 - If I were gone tomorrow, what would you do today?
February 3
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#174 - Schloeffelonia is glimpsed… almost
January 30
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#173 - Sangwine turns on the charm
January 26
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#172 - The process for going out for air isn’t easy
January 23
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#171 - Xylic points out the impossibility of “going air”
January 16
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#170 - Xylic and Bactine’s unhappy dance
January 12
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#169 - Derf and Bactine dance
January 4
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#168 - Sangwine writes a letter
January 1
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#167 - And then, in the City of Ena…
2005
December 22
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#166 - A tremendous farce is executed at Sangwine’s expense
December 15
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#165 - Xylic and Bactine get into it
December 8
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#164 - Quiet conversation on a mountainside
December 5
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#163 - A hesitation and a toss
December 1
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#162 - Enter the Shamaness
November 28
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#161 - The story continues; watermelons die
November 24
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#160 - The explanation begins by Derf
November 21
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#159 - Derf’s first word is still monosyllabic
November 17
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#158 - Exercising a curse with a pair of tailoring shears
November 14
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#157 - Wherein Stump’s real name is mentioned
November 10
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#156 - Wherein Derf’s curse is mentioned
November 7
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CHAPTER 7: THE CITY OF ENA
November 3
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#154 - Tying up loose ends
October 27
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#153 - The snake is broken
October 24
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#152 - Sangwine asserts his assertion over Al’bert
October 20
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#151 - Swordfighting and manipulations
October 17
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#150 - Props are used to overcome Al’ice
October 13
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#149 - Ultimatum!
October 10
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#148 - Wherein a very small crotchety wizard is discovered
September 29
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#147 - Dwarf toss attack!
September 26
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#146 - Al’ice corners Bactine
September 22
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#145 - The archer arches archfully
September 19
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#144 - Al’bert complains
September 15
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#143 - Or maybe not so charmed…
September 12
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#142 - Charmed, I’m sure
September 8
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#141 - Bactine is GLOMMMMM-ed by Al’bert
September 5
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#140 - Bactine gets to chew out a new elf
September 1
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#139 - More verbal battering for Sangwine
August 29
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#138 - A poorly-sprung surprise
August 25
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#137 - Entering the MD-CM chamber of mystery
August 22
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#136 - Spheres of Adventure - Attack!
August 18
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#135 - I’ve got your back
August 15
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CHAPTER 6: INTO THE MONOLITH
August 11
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#133 - The door is open; Sangwine resorts to pinching
August 8
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#132 - Scorpion attack!
August 4
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#131 - Tempers flare, tension increases, whining ensues
August 1
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#130 - Bactine sports a bad attitude; Sangwine is annoyed
July 28
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#129 - Bactine remarks to Xylic some remarkable remarks
July 25
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#128 - Oh right, there was that thing about not knowing the password…
July 21
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#127 - Frankly talking man to man, or prince to pauper
July 18
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#126 - Flowers in the desert
July 14
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#125 - Sangwine and Xylic discuss the MD-CM quest
July 11
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#124 - The nature of piratic attributes is discussed
July 7
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#123 - Sangwine throws a fit
July 4
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#122 - A questionable statement is stated
June 30
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#121 - The situation grows increasingly psychaedelic
June 27
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#120 - Sangwine is snared
June 23
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#119 - Lousy fortunes are told
June 20
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#118 - A fortune teller *POOF*s onto the scene
June 16
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#117 - The city of Kazaad’sandish
June 13
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#116 - Jealousy rears its ugly head
June 9
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#115 - The discussion blithely continues
May 30
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#114 - Bactine has a discussion with the cigar hermit
May 26
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#113 - The nefarious scheme is foiled
May 23
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#112 - A rather large problem emerges
May 19
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#111 - On a raft, at sunset
May 16
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CHAPTER FIVE: THE DESERT OF SHERDS
May 12
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#109 - A calm discussion by a very large tree
May 9
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#108 - Xylic’s aim is off… or IS it?
May 5
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#107 - A shoddy plan is developed
May 2
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#106 - In which the subject of ignominious death is revived
April 28
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#105 - Bad judgement leads to screaming gold coins
April 25
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#104 - The red ribbon returns
April 21
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#103 - Sangwine and Bactine talk civilly
April 18
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#102 - Xylic joins the card game
April 14
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#101 - Ronaldo the svelte goblin trumpet player manipulates Sangwine and Bactine into making amends
April 11
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#100 - Royal rumble
April 7
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#99 - Wherein Sangwine pelts Bactine in the head with a goblet
April 4
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#98 - Bactine doesn’t consider Xylic an abject abomination
March 31
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#97 - Xylic explains himself
March 28
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#96 - Xylic’s secret is ousted
March 24
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#95 - A goblin mariachi band; a drinking contest
March 21
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#94 - Sangwine fails to apoligize to Bactine
March 17
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#93 - A card game is suggested
March 14
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#92 - Xylic’s dirty laundry is aired
March 10
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#91 - A fire and a surprise
March 7
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#90 - Sangwine makes a number of executive decisions
March 3
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#89 - It begins to snow a lot; Sangwine and Xylic bicker about Bactine
February 28
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#88 - It begins to snow
February 24
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#87 - This is the worst adventure ever!
February 21
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#86 - One-legged zombie tailors are the best tailors in all the world
February 17
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#85 - Familial relations are discussed
February 14
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#84 - Aunt Ellinya scolds Sangwine’s distraction
February 10
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CHAPTER 4: THE TWISTY MOUNTAINS
February 7
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#82 - Epilogue: Thief’s Diary
February 3
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#81 - The band reunites and poses dramatically
January 31
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#80 - Sangwine and Bactine make amends; a scream is heard
January 27
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#79 - Sangwine kicks Al’ice’s can
January 24
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#78 - The Thief and Al’bert are o’erwhelmed
January 20
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#77 - The sound of ultimate suffering echoes through the lands
January 17
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#76 - Sangwine’s hair is cut
January 13
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#75 - Derf’s mother is insulted
January 10
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#74 - Al’bert has trouble keeping Bactine sedated
January 6
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#73 - Bactine falls under Al’bert’s glamour spell
January 3
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#72 - Magical trickery slows the Stump’s rescue attempt
2004
December 20
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#71 - The Wiz blocks Stump’s path
December 16
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#70 - Sangwine and Al’ice fight
December 13
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#69 - Al’ice strikes a bad chord with Sangwine; the orc was Blarghard the Wise
December 9
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#68 - Derf is forced into a fight by Steev
December 8
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#67 - Thief steals Xylic’s most prized possession
December 2
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#66 - Xylic sulks about women
November 29
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#65 - Al’ice tricks Sangwine, which isn’t very hard
November 25
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#64 - Al’bert asks Bactine to dance
November 22
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#63 - Caught up in the moment; Al’bert interrupts
November 19
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#62 - Sangwine and Bactine make amends on the dance floor
November 15
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#61 - Bactine bullies Sangwine into dancing with her
November 11
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#60 - Xylic attempts to impress Bactine with his longbow knowledge
November 8
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#59 - The White Dragon Wiggery; Prioress Gendolayenne the Frothy, Wiglaureat B.W.
November 4
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#58 - The Rapunzel Ray is executed
November 1
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#57 - A joyful shopping excursion for all
October 28
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#56 - Sangwine and Bactine argue incessantly
October 25
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#55 - A rose is smelt, and cast off
October 21
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CHAPTER 3: THE CITY OF SOL
October 18
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#53 - Sangwine avoids apology; Xylic is beaten merrily
October 14
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#52 - Derf uses his massive resources to save the day
October 11
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#51 - Xylic ruins everything
October 7
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#50 - A fermented acorn is introduced
October 4
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#49 - Bactine and Xylic make googly eyes at Sangwine in turn
September 30
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#48 - A plan is put into play; Sangwine poses heroically
September 27
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#47 - In which Bactine gives Xylic a good eye-poking
September 23
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#46 - Xylic lectures Bactine on the length of the elfin lifespan and her own futility
September 20
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#45 - Xylic desires to hold Bactine’s hand
September 16
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#44 - Carnivorous chipmunks are introduced
September 13
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#43 - Sangwine and Stump discuss geography
September 9
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#42 - Chippy turns out to be more nefarious than expected
September 6
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#41 - Xylic makes a furry friend
September 2
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#40 - Wherein Bactine tells Sangwine to talk to the hand
August 30
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#39 - Wherein Sangwine offends Bactine
August 26
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#38 - Fang, Overlord of Darkness is discussed
August 23
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#37 - Sangwine discovers his father is dead
August 19
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#36 - A fairy helps Sangwine; He offends her greatly
August 16
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#35 - Help, Sangwine has fallen and he can’t get up!
August 12
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#34 - Sangwine is made nervous
August 9
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#33 - Camp is made; Bactine wants to “talk”
August 5
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#32 - Sangwine and Xylic consider direction
August 2
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CHAPTER 2: THE FOREST OF DARKNESS
July 26
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#30 - The Band flees from certain death by smashing
July 19
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#29 - Floh explains the intricate workings of the Mountain Troll mind
July 12
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#28 - The Stump makes ridiculous statements when he is sloshed
July 5
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#27 - Bactine and Sangwine rush to stop Mountain Troll embibbery
June 28
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#26 - Bactine is discovered eavesdropping
June 21
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#25 - Wherein Sangwine is pelted in the head with a rock
June 14
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#24 - Flashback of Prince Sangwine and army in the Pass
June 7
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#23 - The debacle at Pixie Pass is brought to light
May 31
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#22 - Sangwine is abandoned to the mercies of Floh
May 24
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#21 - Sangwine asks the barwench for directions
May 17
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#20 - The hideous barwench reveals her horrible visage
May 10
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#19 - The Slug and Lettuce is discovered
May 3
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#18 - Sangwine and Bactine argue about healthcare
April 26
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#17 - Sangwine receives a shot to the butt
April 19
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#16 - Information is gained from the orc
April 12
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#15 - “Battle” with the orc
April 5
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#14 - The Band comes a-calling at Calvexia’s home
March 29
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#13 - Calvexia the Bog Witch is discussed
March 22
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#12 - Sangwine yells at Xylic, in elf-manner
March 16
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CHAPTER 1: THE MYSTIC DRAGYN-CRYSTAL MOON QUEST
March 15
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#10 - The Mystic Dragyn-Crystal Moon quest is undertaken
March 8
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#9 - Sangwine’s Merry Band is underwhelmingly introduced
March 1
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#8 - Debauchery is discovered in Breen’s
February 23
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#7 - Al’bert’s crew is introduced; I forget how to draw
February 16
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#6 - Al’bert and gang ambush Sangwine amicably
February 9
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#5 - Bactine and Xylic discuss his “sock problem”
February 2
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#4 - When Sangwine’s manhood is questioned
January 26
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#3 - Derf busts onto the scene, simply
January 19
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#2 - Xylic’s sock fetish is discovered
January 12
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#1 - Wherein the Stump impersonates Mr. T
January 11
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Foreward
January 10
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