#384 – Some unexpected things happen
  • mickimonkee

    Oh…My….I LOVE the third panel! It's sooo perfect! Ooh, and the fourth!

  • Auriferous

    Aaaah! The unfailing poke has failed! 0.0 Is nothing sacred?

  • Psalm

    Heal Zedwig and Sangwine may live, Refuse, both you and Sangwine will die.

    I love you Fang, you're setting a great example for the children.

  • Zypher

    Gotta love the third panel. And the panel with just a finger. Somehow, even with poor Sang lying on the floor dying (again) you manage to make me laugh. Awesome job Colby!

  • http://www.myspace.com/arhdiy_trepe Arhdiy

    at least he didnt bite Bact's finger as well, (yet), but…
    biting the shotin' finger of the bad guy and call him girly man… such dirty acts in a fight
    (why all that reminds me someone actually?)

  • Kade

    LOL girly-man xD! Fang, she just went for you balls, man! Don't take that crap!

  • http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120154/ Calenlass_Greenleaf

    So…
    she first calls Sangwine “pretty-boy.”

    Now she calls Fang “girly boy.”

    :P

    Ack. I wanted to see Fang hopping up and down and wailing about his eye.

  • C

    LOVE that she called him girly man. LOVE LUV LUHV.

    and Fang is askin' for it.

  • Falco

    Someone please draw that.

  • http://longestsojourn.comicgenesis.com Phalanx

    Oh no! The earring! Does Bactine even qualify as a mage? Or is that earring “any caster class” more or less?

    Can Fang take control of BOTH Bactine and Zedwig at the same time? Or does that mean he lost control of Zedwig?

    So… many… questions!

  • Zypher

    That one wishes you hadn't asked…

  • http://purnicellin.com/lint colbycheese

    Fang at this time has no magnifying power over Bactine. If he knew a little more about his abilities, well….. but no, he can't right now.

  • Eccentric

    “I'd like to make a deal with you, Miss Galla-aa-Ahhh! My shooting finger!” I laughed out loud. And noooo, the finger-to-the-eye poke FAILED.

  • fluffy the just

    it didn't work!

    how could it fail?!?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A Reader

    Hahahaa! Yes! Go Bactine! Only Bactine would have the audacity and the slight stupidity to call a supreme Evil Overlord “girly-man”. Wonderful, wonderful.

  • HelenaHermione

    Oh, James!!!! No wonder Fang knew so much about Bactine…and I suppose the Goose must have once witnessed her heal someone, or at least heard about her powers! And so…I wonder what's going to happen to the Goose once they learn that's he an evil traitor?

    But in any case…pokey time! Or–maybe not.

  • Lauren

    Hahaha I love this page!

  • Ilirien

    I love this page so much. Just – yeah. I really wanted to see Bactine poke Fang in the eye, though. But I'm impressed he didn't fall to his knees sobbing – Bac's face in the fifth panel is some kind of crazy mad. You don't cross that face.

    Love the “girly-man” line – go Bactine!

  • lizybeth

    Anyone who's ever watched Deal or No Deal knows that the answer is always “No deal!”

  • Sara

    MY SHOOTING FINGER!

  • http://epicfail.xepher.net amuletts

    Colby, I love how you make her finger look 'sharp.' Man, I was snorting with laugher and cheering Bactine on. Her audacity is her best weapon.
    (Yes, I think Goose must have spilled about the pokey finger of doom attack, which is why Fang could block it – it was expected. The pokey finger of doom attack only works if victim is suprised).

  • http://longestsojourn.comicgenesis.com Phalanx

    Well people always said I think too much. XD I think they were right. I start seeing plot points in everything!

  • Me

    Ohhhh eye-poke FAIL.

  • Lyss

    Ohhhh! Bac looks PISSED. Whoohoo! Come on Bac, use that power of yours and throw him off the balcony!

  • Lissy

    …..hey!! =P

    anyways… Bactine: 1, Fang: 1

    I'm disappointed in you Bactine. Rule One of the sneaky eye-poke: it only works on the men who think you have soft feelings for them. Btw, isn't it ironic that the only elf who chose to have short hair (early-comic-Xylic doesn't count, he was a hiding half-elf back then) is the “girly man”? Maybe the shorter the girlier, eh Arhdiy?

  • http://www.myspace.com/arhdiy_trepe Arhdiy

    (yeah, i was half waiting that reaction…)

    so, the eye-poking have rules also, eh? geeez how complicate is your world kiddo, and about your “isnt ironic” point, well you already know that all the elf characters are always portrayed more females than “machos” or “die hard” stereotype, just picture his tone of voice when he said: “my shoting finger!”
    P.S. I saw the sarcams there, so yeah, if (in real life) if (maybe) short hair makes looks girly, long hair then…?

  • http://purnicellin.com/lint colbycheese

    For the record!

    Calling an elf “girly” is a common human slur used against any elf whenever an insult is necessary. She's just trying to get under his skin. Which she does.

  • whimsicalwishing

    I'm kinda thinking that if everyone found out about goosie-boy being a traitor, the result would be similar to that thing in Colby's art meme where Xylic and James go camping together and forget to bring any food. ;)

  • Maddy lee

    I cant wait for the next part to see how sangwine is going to NOT die and bactine is going to make a sacrifice. Btw sarcasm is cool. Why cant Fang just win– the rebellion fails and everyone dies. Fang is emperor!!

  • http://www.nightlyre.com Nightlyre

    Hehe, I had to go find that and read it again, and it made me laugh just as much as the first time.

  • Sho

    Xylic needs to make his appearance and steal Fang's socks. It'd be a good distraction. I've always been hoping that his ability would take him somewhere.

    On a less random note: Is that false dawn? It appears that Fang has survived the night.

  • Crystal

    wow there are just too many places where bactine (the pill bottle) looks demented…

  • Crystal

    wow there are just too many places where bactine (the pill bottle) looks demented…

  • Eliza

    YES!!!!!