XD and oh noes! simultaneously.

lol "I'll 'shall not pass' you!"? lol no duh, you're gonna die, buster... ignominiously

"I'll "shall not pass" YOU!"...must not laugh to loudly...oh screw it *falls out of chair from laughter*

I like the cobwebs :]
The names of those Elves are so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! XD Sum'melph and Uther'elph, huh? XD

Poor Sangwine. He's even more angsty now than ever with all his Elf confederates laying it on the line for him m and all. Well, when Jeeves reveals he is the keeper of the secret flame and lays into those brutish humans. Great comic Colby. I'm your;s and Stump's #1 fan (although Stump hasn't seen much action in a while).

Also also, I suddenly feel very sorry for Sangwine. What kind of childhood did he have, growing up in a castle without even knowing about secret passages? The poor boy must have been seriously deprived. Tragic.

Geeves makes me laugh. So awesome. : )

Also - "turn right at the odd skull"? What have the Schloeffel's got in that castle, anyway?

Yorick

well, at least Jeeves didn't yell it.

Exactly. At least he didn't go, "YOU shall NOT PAAAAAAAASS!!!"

This is somewhat said. I only just got that you had named elves "some elf" and 'other elf' with weird spelling. *facepalm of embarrassment.*

But like everyone else, awesome.... unfortunately, Gandalf wins over Gaffer with me. Little too much of a LOTR freak. Though I think Sangwine wins over Legolas, which is a tougher contest anyway. *nod*

Oh, gosh, "I'll 'shall not pass' YOU!"...Just like Sanguine saying, "I'll wait YOU...!" And Uthur'elph...oh, you slay me!

I LOVE this page!!! Everyone else said what I wanted to say about it so I think I'll just leave it at a "this page is awesome!!!"

8:::.( poor Sangwine, he looks so sad...

Those are the cooliest elf names EVER.
Love the "shall not pass" line too.

Sum'melph and Uthur'elph. Ha ha ha! You crack yourself up don't you? "Some elf" and "Other elf". Very nice. :D

That made laugh out loud! I also liked the 'I'll "shall not pass" you!' largely due to the fact that I use this comeback all the time, with the goal of making it sound even more rediculous than it already does. I fail to understand how anyone can maintain a serious argument in the face of it, yet they will try. I think they mainly get pee'd because I'd rather laugh than fight.

All right, so I was wrong. Not a security code. :P

"You shall not pass"
*grin* Geeves over Gandalf, any day. Sorry Gandalf, Maia you may be, but you're no elf.

Geeves as Gandalf. I like it! He is much prettier than Ian McKellan.